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Wacky Alternative Political Party’s

If you’re like me and your fed up of voting for the same three useless political parties in the UK who seem to be only there for their own benefit and for no benefit whatsoever of the public that blindly vote for them.

Then here are some alternative political parties in the UK you could try out.

My first suggestion is the well known Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Their leader is Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope. They’ve been around since 1963 and in 2008 they have a very succesfull candidate by the name of Mad Cow Girl, who bought in 412 votes. Here’s some of the party’s manifesto for 2010.

- Add the Loch Ness Monster to the endangered species list

- A 99p coin, which will help save on change.

- Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil

My next choice is the Pirate Party, which was formed only last year. They are apparently the party for the 21st century. Their main aims are toward reforming copyright and patent laws, as well as introducing “real freedom of speech”. Here’s some of the Pirate Party’s manifesto for 2010.

- End the excessive surveillance of innocent people.

- Change out dated laws

The next party’s website made me laugh so much; they are called CURE – Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality. They are here voicing the issues poor Zombies in the UK may have. With such quote on their website as “I am not a Zombie, but one day I might be- so let’s find a cure” and “We work from the cradle to the grave – why stop then?”. Let’s move onto their manifestos.

- Make cemeteries more comfortable for its inhabitants.

- To permit marriage of living and the un-dead.

- To increase the minimum statutory retirement age to beyond death.

There are so many more wacky parties out there and I could go on forever, but I think I’ll just suggest a one more name that you might want to Google. Check out the “New Millennium Bean Party” and their leader Captain Beany!

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